Colin Firth's Penis

Now that I have your attention...I read somewhere, that Colin Firth has quite a following among the older than 60 set--you know, those geriatric hippies who just don't know when to throw in the towel. Colin, who is not even 50, could be the son of some of those panting chicks, provided they were doing something naughty in the back seat of dad's Chevy in 1960--not me, of course, I was too young then. But I do find Colin Firth yummy and I have to say  this was pre-Darcy and the 1995 production of Pride and Prejudice. Anyway, a mention of Colin Firth, or Harrison Ford (another ancient heart throb), is liable to elicit a "EYEW" from my 15-year-old source on what is currently hot. I have it on good authority that Zac Efron turns teens on these days, leaving Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, and The Jones Brothers in his well-coifed dust--and the Jones Boys also have something for the 'tweens market. But for me, it's Colin's rugged good looks, aura of approachability and killer smile--with a side of Harrison Ford. Colin Firth is about to open in a new movie, Then She Found Me, which looks like a frothy comedy, but which is probably a dud (it's been finished for some time and only now opening in select theaters). Doesn't matter, I will go see it and love him. Besides it has a pretty good cast that includes Bette Midler and Matthew Broderick, and Helen Hunt, who stars and directs. The story is about a teacher whose husband leaves her and then her adoptive mother dies and then her biological mother shows up and she begins seeing the father of one of her students (Colin Firth). It was a really good book and I hope a good movie. Anyway, I recommend it to thems who can find it.